KALAMUSHENKILÖ

Drooling after the cashier continues: ATTEMPTS IN AVOIDANCE
1. Ilai in the corner market again: | Hi!
2. Meep! What Hi?
3. That dreads guy again. And he wasn’t even greeting me, but that chick. | What’s up?
4. I guess I’ll head to the dairy section then.
5. (carton: MILK in Swedish)

1. Gack! There he is again.
2. I’ll just maneuver here quickly. (sign: JUICE↓)
3. Oh snap. He turned here as well.
4. It’s like he’s stalking me… <- Believe in your dreams (NDLR)

1. Blah. Forget about the dude and concentrate on your groceries, Ilai.
2. … wait. I still need some eggs… and …
3. –
4. (sign: EGGS↓)
5. That’s it! I’ll never do my shopping here again.

Tagit: ♂, arki, shopping, tukala.

After a school trip: | I’m feeling awfully thirsty… would you my beloved classmates be willing to join me for a pint? | I need to pick up a car from Toijala. | I’m hungry. Need to get home. | I’ll urge them alright … Hasn’t been too difficult before, nyah nyah.

Let’s go then. | Instant verbal diarrhea | My notebook had to be sacrificed for the sake of “art”, as usual.

I need to go to sauna. | You’ll have to come back! | Yeah!

After many more pints: | What’s up high-schooler? | Got back my exams… | Yōnasu Kantora. | What the hell?

TARINA JATKUU: | STORY CONTINUES:

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Would you join us to Doris, Ozi? | Well, I might as well. Have to close the bar first. (<- Bartender)
DORIS: | ’til the last drop! | We’ll be leaving now. Bye! | Already? Bye! Good Night!

Ah, Björk’s playing. | (swagger swagger) Couples dancing on the dance floor of Doris.

After party after the after party:

Next day travelling back home on bus at 2pm: | That was some drinking journey…

Tagit: baari, grasu, humala.

SEAWEED HEAD

Everything drowns here, alright… but we’ll meet at the bottom.

Tagit: comment, fail, minnuus.

Give some change. | Ew, dirty hippie. | Get a job. You probably haven’t even served in army. Shame on you!

(Löysin tämän sarjiksen suodatinpussietiketin takapuolelta. Arviolta vuodelta 2009.)
(This is something I found drawn on the blank side of a cover for coffee filters. I would estimate it’s from 2009.)

Tagit: asiaton käytös, fail, vituhipit, yhteiskunta.

Sun! You came back!

…vaikka vain hetkeksi paistaaksesi parralleni olohuoneen ikkunasta.
…even if just for a moment to shine on my beard through the living room window.

Tagit: aurinko, nautinto, turri.

I dreamt I was in Joensuu. | I was really sozzled. Haha Haha Ha. | Probably a premonition?

Tagit: alkoholi, itä, kaliaa, uni.

Ilai. Have you forgotten everything about me? The deep connection between us? | The floating head of Marko Annala is speaking to me.

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Forgive me Marko. I abandoned you and Mokoma, but “Varjopuoli” (lit. Side of the shadow, a Mokoma album) brought me back.
Sure, I forgive you. But swear from the roots of your heart (“Sydänjuuret”, lit. the roots of the heart, is a Mokoma album) that you won’t stray from me again. | I swear.

Tagit: fanboy, mokoma.

Attempt to open the container: “Shit this cap is tight! Grrr!” *Squeek Squeek* |
Attempt to fill the Copic pen: *Splurt* “Oh, bloody hell!” |
Attempt to rescue the situation: “There goes the fucking expensive ink down the sink, fuck!” *Scrub Scrub* |
And there was nothing funny about this comic!!!

Tagit: fail.

Tra la la. I’m just a little single gay penguin. | Wait wut?

Tagit: gay, uni.

We wanted to draw comics too, but we couldn’t | so then we just drew to neighbour’s wall with piss.

Tagit: ajatus, asiaton käytös, lapsuus, piirtäminen.