KALAMUSHENKILÖ

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Cough, cough, cough | Huh? Zip | Click | Shake | Snap!
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Tagit: mie, parta.

Fare thee well, gracious little wiggets. I will begin my college degree studies in visual arts today, and as of this day I will become a real artist. Earnest and frowning… no time for nonsense like this blog!

*snigger*

Yeah, right.

So. updates in order. But I actually got accepted in a school, so I have to start drawing more or less seriously, as well.

Tagit: amk, koulu, kuvataide.

Hih. Maybe I’ll run into that cutie again. (The hot cashier in the distance.)

Agh! There he goes again!But… | Where are the dreads?

Bohoooooooo!!! I’m walking past him, but it doesn’t feel like  anything.. What’s wrong with me… He doesn’t even look that good anymore!? | That’s the day my heart broke.

This entry is the final and tragic climax of the story about me and the hot cashier at our next door super market. If you’d like to relapse, follow these links:

Tagit: ♂, arki, shopping, tukala.

I think “pluff” sounds more like the hatching of a muffin butterfly. | You mean in the urethra?

Illan paras keskustelunpätkä. (Josta sain tietty tekosyyn piirtää läpileikkauksen kyrvästä.)
The best conversation of the evening. (Which naturally gave me an excuse to draw a transverse section of a schlong.)

Tagit: asiaton käytös, keskustelu, outo, penis.

Great to have this one place for dumpster diving once again. Helps a lot, especially now when I’m broke. | Yup. | (scrabbling the lock)
Now just unscrew this and – we’re good! | You’re admirably silent with your deeds – no clatter or noise. | Mmm. I just want this place to be open tomorrow as well. (organic waste | gas)
Empty, empty, empty… | Bingo!

The joy of the dumpster diving

The loot was even greater than I could remember…
an eggplant | box of tomatoes | bag of european “wet rye bread” | bananas | shitload of norwegian salmon

I think part of the thrill about dumpster diving is the feeling of returning to the ancient forager time, when humans gathered food from nature for themselves. | Nah. The best thing about dumpster diving is the feeling of being able to cheat the system.

Tagit: ava, dyykkaus, ruokaa, vituhipit.

① What is this age-old owl thing? Well..l ② I have no clue where it started. Maybe wild owls just raised me as their own and… ③ Just accidentally dropped me during a flight to my current parents. ④ Maybe I just felt so alone and abandoned that I started surrounding myself with all this owl stuff. ⑤ Maybe owl is my totem animal? My guidance? ⑥ Will they come to take me home one day? ⑦ (Is there a secret meaning to all of this?) AN OWL… UGLY… BEAUTIFUL… WISE… STUPID… EVIL… GOOD… ME.

Tagit: mie, minnuus, pöllöt.

Tagit: experimenting, päihteitä, sekasin.

Tagit: fail, virastot.

Tagit: fail, guest artist, nixu, vituhipit.

Tagit: ceela, english, funny, hans, linguistics.