KALAMUSHENKILÖ

After days of sailing in the sea of boxes, one can easily forget a such thing as … | NEW YEAR! 2013
Igu, it’s New Year’s Eve! What do we do? | Saara asked us to go see movie with her. | Which movie? | The Hobbit.
Earlier: That Hobbit movie will be pure garbage. The whole trilogy is made just to milk cash and Jackson will ruin everything again. I’m so not gonna see that in a theater and I doubt I’ll watch it at all. I mean, a trilogy?! Wtf?!
Okay, let’s go… | So it’s a pasta dinner and then a movie → | Don’t put your fingers in there. | Hi! I reserved the last good seats for us.
A-aaa… | Choo! | Oh crap!
Nosebleed turned my nose instantly into a geysir of blood. |  Igu, you don’t happen to have a handkerchief or something? | Nope, I’m sorry.
Well, I guess I’ll just have to wait this out. | Rub. Rub. | Stop already. I’ll miss the whole movie.| Sheesh. Finally. | Shoulder covered with blood.↓
Nooo!! More dwarfs! | Okay, enter the dwarves and…
Kíli, at your service!
What the fuck? | Zachary Quinto?!
Squirt!

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Että semmonen leffaelämys. Ja joo, oon hyvin tietonen että se ei ollukaan ZQ, vaan Aidan Turner… mutta pirun kuuma ukko eniweis!
So that’s that for that movie experience. And yes, I’m fully aware now that it wasn’t actually ZQ, but Aidan Turner… but he’s effing delicious anyway!

Ahhhh, Kíli….

Tagit: ♂, hobitti, igu, kili, leffa, movie, nosebleed, saara, uusvuos, zachary quinto.

Hih. Maybe I’ll run into that cutie again. (The hot cashier in the distance.)

Agh! There he goes again!But… | Where are the dreads?

Bohoooooooo!!! I’m walking past him, but it doesn’t feel like  anything.. What’s wrong with me… He doesn’t even look that good anymore!? | That’s the day my heart broke.

This entry is the final and tragic climax of the story about me and the hot cashier at our next door super market. If you’d like to relapse, follow these links:

Tagit: ♂, arki, shopping, tukala.

Hot PokéMAN of the Week under the link ↓

Lue koko kirjaus »

Tagit: ♂, fanboy, furry, kuumat torstait, pokémon.

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Lue koko kirjaus »

Tagit: ♂, fanboy, furry, kuumat torstait, pokémon.

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Tagit: ♂, fanboy, furry, kuumat torstait, pokémon.

Drooling after the cashier continues: ATTEMPTS IN AVOIDANCE
1. Ilai in the corner market again: | Hi!
2. Meep! What Hi?
3. That dreads guy again. And he wasn’t even greeting me, but that chick. | What’s up?
4. I guess I’ll head to the dairy section then.
5. (carton: MILK in Swedish)

1. Gack! There he is again.
2. I’ll just maneuver here quickly. (sign: JUICE↓)
3. Oh snap. He turned here as well.
4. It’s like he’s stalking me… <- Believe in your dreams (NDLR)

1. Blah. Forget about the dude and concentrate on your groceries, Ilai.
2. … wait. I still need some eggs… and …
3. –
4. (sign: EGGS↓)
5. That’s it! I’ll never do my shopping here again.

Tagit: ♂, arki, shopping, tukala.

Sallan luona siis katonharjalla grillailtiin. Jäin yöksikin ja seuraavana päivänä sitten oli Museoiden yö. Sain tietää, että Islaja esiintyy ilmaiseksi taidemuseolla:

Museöiden yö ja mitäs sitten kävikään…

En vain osaa arvostaa. Muumeja osaan.

Ja Islaja…

Illan saldo oli sitten aika mainio. Ihan häkeltyy kun Suomessakin on nii-in hyviä taideihmisiä.

Jatkuu seuraavassa numerossa…, eiku oho, tossa alhaalla.

Tunnistajat tunnistaa? Hoppas inte. Ilaippa taisi jäätyä aika hyvin…

Olin sitten luontaisesti sekaisin loppuillan, enkä kaikkein vähiten tuon tyypin ansiosta. Oon joku luontainen stalkkeri, kun aina haksahdan tällä nimenomaisella tavalla. Mutta joka tapauksessa, ens vuonna uudestaan!

Tagit: ♂, islaja, kulttuuri, muumit, näyttely, sdall.